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A MUCKtard hoisted by her own petard [Jul. 19th, 2010|02:29 am]
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wallarooblacke
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Character Info for: Stuck-up Fur, Miscellaneous field: Myrant
> A one-line "I look at you and smile" pose.

Annoying. Completely annoying. Rip my hair out and scream annoying. Rip YOUR hair out and scream annoying.

I mention in the very first paragraph of my cinfo that I don't like one-line introductions. I put this there because... I don't like one-line introductions. Experience has taught me that people who do those either lack the fundamental writing skills or a level of creativity needed to keep me interested in a scene, so I do what I can to nudge you in the direction of stretching your brain a little bit. It really doesn't take much to string two or three sentences together. A little body language, something said, maybe an establishment of the scene. It's very simple.

One-lining a look and smile is even worse. Not only have you violated the uninteresting pose clause, you've done it PASSIVELY. If you do something active, I just might respond in the hopes that you were afraid that someone else will beat you to the pose and I'll get engaged in an encounter ten seconds before you hit the return key. I give you a second chance to write something engaging.

Instead, I look at this pose and my thought is, "How would I respond to that?" Well, if someone looked at me and smiled on the street and I was interested, I'd probably stop and chat with them. If I weren't, I'd return the smile and keep on moving.

Remember what I said about the uninteresting poses? Oops.

I know this is a useless rant. I'm certainly going to scare off more people with it rather than get people to actually pause and think about what they're doing before they hit the enter key. Why? Because what I'm talking about is right there in the first paragraph. And I know they've called up my cinfo. And if they've done any reading of it at all beyond the quick rush to "what are her kinks?", they wouldn't make those poses in the first place. So those of you who are reading this already know these things and aren't going to make that mistake.

And that silly rabbit will wonder why noone talks to her.
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Why, you little two-timing... (Rant and language warning) [Mar. 8th, 2009|06:50 pm]
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crocosaur
[mood |angryangry]

I was on Tapestries the other night and was chatting and trying to be the affectionate little walking, talking handbag that I normally am. Then I see someone that I've talked to in the past (I'm not gonna call names unless I absolutely HAVE to.) and that I somewhat like. For those that frequent Taps, 'somewhat like' usually means 'wanna get in their pants', and you know it. *smirk* Anyway, so I start talking to her as if I had been having a bad day ICly; I try to play my characters as if they have real emotions and feelings, but I'll get to that later. So we keep on talking until we reach this point: (Note that I've got this point time-marked in the log that I saved.)

Cut for length, plus ranting and language, with a 20% chance of scattered dramaCollapse )

So did I have a right to be genuinely upset with the individuals in question here, or did I go overboard in dealing with this? I try to give people that have wronged me a second chance, but if I get to talk to said individuals and they refuse to either admit fault or apologize for their share of the exchange, then that's it. I'll wash my hands of said individuals with the knowledge that I at least tried to make amends.

(x-posted to tapestries)
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Another for the archives [Jul. 27th, 2008|07:01 pm]
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cuprohastes
[mood |blankblank]

The scene - Me, Buffwolf (Female, busy, name changed to protect the innocent) and another who doesn't get any lines. Then a certain person "Bobcat" (Name left intact because he's an ass) romps in, runs WS, notes there's a GIRRRUL! in the room...
18:32:49 | Bobcat arrives from the vestibule.
18:32:52 | Bobcat peeks in
18:33:18 | BuffWolf waves
18:33:33 | Bobcat nibbles a wolfess.
18:33:51 | BuffWolf bites a bobcat. Hard
18:34:30 | Bobcat offers a cookie, instead?
18:36:13 | BuffWolf gets some tea to wash the taste of horndog out of her mouth.
18:37:34 | You say, "hi Bobcat. That was a pretty stupid move"
18:39:16 | Bobcat bahs. He's in a silly mood. It was that or balance a grapefruit on her head.
18:40:09 | You say, "How about you don't bother people who don't want you messing with them?"
18:40:53 | You say, "And by the way you came in and ignored everyone else in the room to bother the only female, I'll assume
by "silly" you mean "horny"."
18:41:11 | BuffWolf says, "Or here's a crazy thought. Try introducing yourself at least before using someone as a chew toy?"
18:41:27 | Bobcat purrs, "Meh, she wasn't idle."
18:41:36 | Bobcat shrugs, gives Cupro a grapefruit?
18:41:47 | Cuprohastes declines politely
18:44:46 | BuffWolf says, "But I guess that's just too much trouble, huh?"
18:46:46 | Bobcat offers BuffWolf the grapefruit too?
  Talk about not catching a clue...
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Schizophrenic level paranoia here. [Apr. 24th, 2008|10:40 pm]
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starblade_enkai
[mood |bitchybitchy]

I'll save my comments on this for the replies section of my post thread. Just read and watch what happens.


You say, "Boring HH is boring."
[Fur2] waves
[Fur1] teleports away.
[Fur1] has left.
[Fur2] nods to Starblade "What to do to spice it up"
You say, "Add a question mark to your question."
You say, "It's the little key by your right shift if you're using a PC standard keyboard."
You say, "You have to press shift in order for it to work."
[Fur3] squeakgrowl, "Would drop pop rocks and soda, but not sure what'd happen"
Starblade has no idea what (Fur 3) just said.
Starblade gives (Fur 3) a hooked on phonics book. "Read."
[Fur3] looks to the book and smirks"Apparently you never heard the myth of what happens when you mix pop rocks and soda"
Starblade has heard of the myth. It's bull shit. "Worst case scenario, it hurts your tongue."
[Mucktard] winks out of sight in the sparkling glow of a space/time rift.
[Mucktard] has left.
[Fur3] nods"I know. Ya need Mentos to get a real reactoin anyhow
You page, "My apologies, I hope I wasn't being too rude for your tastes." to [Mucktard].
[Mucktard] pages, "You weren't." to you.
Starblade blahs. "Y'know, forget this. I'm not even gonna bother."
You feel a wrenching sensation...
Starblade's Home(#193637RJ)
This is Starblade's Home. Sie's just moving in, so please don't bother hir! Thank you.
You page, "Well that's good to hear. Most furs are bothered with my being blunt. Then again you probably know that all too well, what with being a Something Awful goon." to [Mucktard].
[Mucktard] pages, "Nonetheless, I find you needlessly creepy and I don't want to have anything to do with you ever. Bye." to you.


How some strangers treat other strangers speaks volumes of their character.

Edit: It's not who you think it is. Just some completely forgettable diaperfur.
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A old vent but one I thought I would share [Dec. 31st, 2007|11:22 am]
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lordtyphon
[mood |boredbored]

I was head wiz for a place a while back, but here is basically the vent.

1) A fur noted my lack of avitiy (due to work at the time), and managed to call for a vote behind my back to have me removed as head wiz.

2) Puts himself up as head wiz then totally changed the muck so it's not the same one anymore, in any sense of the word.

3) I accepted all that, but when his freinds and himself start power gaming and such, I ask about his RP rules and he justifies it all as playtests.

4) I go a head and leave the muck, to found my own (currently down), only to find out that I also been banned without a reason why.

5) Upon investigation, I found out that I was banned for attempt to discredit the headwiz there, when all I did was ask that he a) stop refering to his playtesting a RPG as justification for his stuff (Playtesting and Rules design are 2 totally different things), and b) all I wanted was to understand the RP rules he used. I never once attacked him or questioned his character, till the banning. Nor was I even giving a warning about it or a chance to appologize for it, as per his own muck rules, just banned outright.

I will refuse to name this fur openly, as well as the muck in question, as this is just venting on events that did happen. Also a result of all this is that he did cause a freind of mine to leave the fandom all together, which is somthing I know is not right. There was no reason to put presure on somone else for a grude he has against me, for some unknown reason.
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Two new ones [Oct. 1st, 2007|03:43 pm]
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galis
First one is one of those... what the hell? Is he high? moments. I was just puttering around the vore chats, and in one, there's an OOC conversation about bats. One guy insists that bats are rodents, because they're "rats that have wings". Naturally other people say "No, they're not" and so he asks "Well, what makes a bat a bat and a rodent a rodent then?"

Foolishly, I figure I'm helpful and say the first thing on my mind - "Well, bats are members of Chiroptera."

To which the guy just blows up. Starts raving about how I'm out to get him and nitpick anything he says to death. That's literally the ONLY remark I made in the conversation till then. I pointed out he ASKED, and he said "It was rhetorical!" He then goes onto a rant for a few minutes about how we're just trying to keep him from RPing (never mind it was an OOC conversation, with OOC: poses and everything =P).

I'm against posting names, but here's his desc... "Hello, I RP as a human, I love soft vore, and I love..well..love really, I don't like cruel mean vore, I like soft loving vore."

Yeah, that's it =P.

Second guy I don't have a desc for, because I'm honestly just terrified to look. One of my friends has been playing with him lately, and apparently claims he's interesting. But since he now seems physically attached to said friend, that means if I want to talk to them I have to talk to him too. Now, that would be okay, except me and my friend (who plays a female char) have discovered to our chagrin the fellow has a SERIOUS case of penis-compensation. Anytime he's in proximity to another male he starts loudly and repeatedly proclaiming how mighty he is. Now, this sort of thing ("I am a master of all things, lord of heaven and king of hell and master of the elements as well as becoming a master of time and space" - description of his powers) is not terribly uncommon, but he DOES combine it with some very wierd imagery. It's the first time I've ever heard a godmoder say "I've had entirely civilizations sacrificed on my cock." And I only wish I was paraphrasing that.

As I've said before, it's one thing to have crazy powers... but jeezus, NO ONE CARES. Writing in super powers for your character doesn't make you special, and if you can do nothing but drone about them it just makes you tedious to be around =P. What's funny is it's not like anyone challenges him (Well, one person did once, got fed up and left, and when it was suggested he tone the godmoding down he actually said people were just 'jealous they're not as good at god-moding as him' as if it was good thing to do =P). Mostly we just nod our heads and chuckle quietly at every new power. And EVERY pose he makes when other males are in the room contains at least 2 sentences about a brand new power he just made up that pose, and 1 sentence about how that new power makes him better than a randomly selected male in the room.
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Moodkillers... [Apr. 16th, 2007|03:16 pm]
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pencilnvstudios
So my character starts talking to another feminine fur whom I know prefers females... but that didn't stop her from showing much affection for my character. Some public cuddling and talking ensues, then we get to the nitty gritty of what we will do together.
Z is another female, another female still, is Y. A fourth female, W, enters the fray. U and T are also female.

X says, "Hiya cougar!"
You murr, "Meowhi!"
X says, "i like how he worked a hi into the meow there.  Very nice."
You murr, "How is everyone?"
X says, "i'm foxy."
X says, "And foxy is the best you can be!"
You murr, "It's the best anyone can be, really ^_^;"
X nodnods. "I'm glad you agree.  That means you're smart too!"
You murr, "I hope so! i wouldn't want to be a dumb catboy."
X says, "I dunno, dumb cat boy toys are awfully popular these days."
RT walks into the Main Hall from the Entrance
You murr, "In that case my IQ just dropped twenty points."
X sits up and claps at Catboy.  "Yea!  Dumb cat boys!"  Sie THROWS hirself at him bodily and HUGS!
ws
StupidCatboy mews as the prickvixen glomps him, his buns slap against the floor as they both fall.
X sprawls atop the catboi and snoogles, giving his cheek a big wet LAP on each side.
X squees like a teenage catgirl at an anime convention.
StupidCatboy licks back at the licking tongue, purring softly.
X pins Catboy down with hir blue and white self.  Sie barks, "I'm X by the way.  I don't have a last name because I'm either too poor like some mountain folk or too important like the Rock or Prince.  I haven't figured out which."
You murr, "Pleased to make your acquaintance, miss... you're very affectionate... ^_^;"
X says, "That's because you're full of bishy goodness."
X says, "And I looked at thousands of Funny Internet Cat photos today."
You murr, "I am very lucky then to meet you, miss X."
X rests hir elbows on either side of Catboy's head, propping hirself up to looks down at him.  It's totally coincidental that it also gives him a good view of hir chest.  Sie murfs, "you are?  Wow.  How do you figure that?"
You murr, "i suppose it has to do with a current affinity for felines..."
X says, "But I'm not a feline.. Oh you mean MINE!  Well yeah, I had a cat snuggling up against my butt most of last night too."
StupidCatboy chews into his supple soft lip with a white fang. "Well, I'm good at snuggling... I can do other things too..."
Y walks into the Main Hall from the Entrance
Y couch flops!
X woofs hi to Y.
Y tentacle pets X hello!
X hmmms and toys with Catboy's whiskers between hir fingertips.  "Oooh.. what sorta cool stuff?  Can you... program in Cobol?  Make a pinata?  Formulate new tax codes? Buy me a burger at Burger King?"  Sie ponders what else to ask..
X pets Y with a spare tail or two. :)
W walks into the Main Hall from the Entrance
You murr, "I can cook, I can clean, I can do laundry I can play guitar, I can sing."
X barks, "Sold!" and hugs Catboy tight.  "My den is just a mess!"
Y whooos! "X has a new house boi!"
X says, "If a guy is willing to lose 20 IQ points for you, you know it's LUV!""
Y says, "Possibly even LURRRRV!"
X scolds Y. "Don't jinx it!"
StupidCatboy huhs.
X says, "Don't mind her, Catboy. I'm just being silly."
Z says, "hi Y"
StupidCatboy mews softly. "Blue's my favorite color..."
Y twirls and nods "Yes'm! I'll make sure it's not jinxed!"
X says, "Hey wait, I'm blue! (ah ba de ah ba die...)"
X covers Catboy's eyes and SMOOTCHES him on the muzzle.  Sie lets him see again and murfs sheepishly, "Well the song TOLD me to!"
Z hugs Y and ruffles her ears
StupidCatboy blushes deeply, his creamy yellow cheeks becoming quite rosy.
Y snuggles the Z nice and tight. "How are you doing?"
X says, "Awww.. he even blushes cute."
Z says, "im alright"
Z slurps lioness nosey
-- WhatIsZ Extended V1.0.0.1 WF ------------------------------[ Focused View ]
X         no anal available aquatic biting blood breeding cum-loving
               dominant experienced female-biased fur-preferred group-sex
               herm-biased incest pregnophile feral polite herm blue fox thing
-------------------------------------------------------- by K'T/AnnonyMouse --
Z says, "whats new with you Y?"
StupidCatboy kisses X lightly before leaning back onto the floor, their bodies quite close to onw another.
Y is a little bit distracted by being a little ill right now, her mind is very detached.
X says, "Sicker than usual, Y?"
Z erfs and cuddles to comfort her friend
Y laughs a little and nods. "Yeah, flu stuffs."
X says, "Ewww... not good."
W walks into the Main Hall from the Entrance
X touches nose to nose with Catboy.  "Sooo... if you had me all to yourself, what woudl you do with me, hmmm?"
Y snuggles Z and uses her like a living blankie.
Z purrrs
X woofs at V.  Have to say hi to the foxes. It's a requirement.
You murr, "I don't know X... I haven't thought about that yet..."
X ohs at Catboy.  Sie tilts hir head to the side and arfs, "Why in the hell not?"
Y giggles, "You should bend over and let the Bloo Foxey do what sie does best!" titter.
X tosses Y a nickle for her advertisement, as per the previous agreement.
Y looks at the nickel for a moment and then hey's! "This is wood! And not the kinda wood /I'd/ wanna get from you!"
X says, "Wooden nickels are rare so they're worth more!  And I'll be happy to give you the other kind of wood any time you want, hon. ;)"
You murr, "Err, um, I've never done that before... but if it would make you happy, I will do it for you like a good docile catboy toy..."
X says, "Naw, that's okay, Catboy.  I usually don't bend over boys.  Though a few of them keep FORCING themselves on me like that.  They're so wierd."
Y chuckles softly and blows X a kiss and snuggles her busty panthress friend. She giggles and purrs.
You whisper, "But you bend over other girls, right?" to X.
X perks up hir ear at the whisper.
X whispers, "Of course.  Quite often.  I'm pretty good at it.  Why do you ask?" to you.
U walks into the Main Hall from the Entrance
whisper X= No particular reason...
You whisper, "No particular reason..." to X.
Z mews?
Y streeeetches and mew mrrs.
X scoots down a bit and lays hir cheek on Catboy's chest, nosing at his shirt some.
X whispers, "X teases, "You thinking of tempting me with vixens and things?"" to you.
Y achems. "ORGY!"
Z snuggles Y tight
X says, "orgy?  Where where?"
U walks towards W and greets "Evening..."
Z mews and looks over at the blue foxy
Y squeezes Z breasts and purrs at X. "There should be one here."
W agrees
W purrs, "Who wants orgy? ^_^"
W wavies to U btw :)
You whisper, "I wish I knew more girls for you to play with... but there's really only me..." to X.
X says, "What am I, Orgy-In-A-Fox?  Hee, get it?  You were thinking I'd say Box, but I said.. oh nevermind.."
Z mews! and giggles as the lioness teases her tits
X whispers, "There's nothign wrong with you hon.  At least nothing that I see yet. ;)" to you.
W molests X suggestively ^_^
You murr, "..."
Z says, "hey we got another lioness today :)"
W mewmews n nods
Z waves to W
Y says, "X honey..." she gives a few more good molesting squeezes to Z. "You are an Orgy in a fox, look at that cock of yours!"
T giggles as she perks her ears, "Could be fun"
W prowls closer to Z and licks her breast. ^^
Y gives a nice squeeze while W licks, to send a splash of Z milk onto her tongue.
Z purrrs as W tastes milk...
X yips, "I can't do that!  Last time I did that, I spent all day sucking it."
W purrs deeply, licking up yummy kitty milk, her tails swishing happily.
Z says, "kitty pile!"
You whisper, "Well, miss, looks like you've got your hands full... I'll leave you be... I don't want to be a fifth wheel." to X.
U looks at the Milk dripping from Z breasts and licks his lips "That looks quite delightfull...."
Z hugs W down with her and Y
You think of the distant teleport pattern, and the world around you changes!
X pages, "Fifth?  I was thinking more like FIRST wheel..." to you.
You page, "(OOC) I've got some things to do... I'll be around a little later." to X.

I am not a public scener, nor do I allow being with more than one person at a time unless it's a nonconsensual scene. So at this point I observe that this is becoming an all-out all-girl sexfest with me feeling like an outsider.
Yes, I'm sure that's what all the other girls were thinking. Seeing as though it was X and themselves they were paying attention to.

I don't care who's right or wrong, who's being rude or not, I just want to vent.

Having someone pull the carpet from under you like that is extremely frustrating.

It was such a damn shame, too... X liked my character alot.

I don't blame X at all for what happened, but I do lay some of the blame  on the others for ruining my playing experience and driving me off like that.

And while it was for the good of the game that orgy happened, it happened to sour my view on Tapestries that much more.

But yeah. Tapestries. Serious Business.
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And complaining about it on a dickgirl pr0n board will help you how? [Apr. 7th, 2007|06:07 pm]
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pencilnvstudios
http://67.15.245.144/f3/board/viewtopic.php?p=9093#9093
(Links to a NSFW messageboard, but the topic linked to is very related to mucktards.)

My messagboard name is Amadeus.
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Signs your MUCK character needs to get laid... [Mar. 28th, 2007|06:18 pm]
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pencilnvstudios
[Current Location |The Lining on Tapestries]
[mood |amusedamused]

I came in The Lining today and some fur started giving me hell about  the color of my character's fur. (Tommy is yellow like Rei from BOF).

<X just looked at you>
X has to put shades on after looking at that
X says, "You dye ya fur that colour? "
You murr, "Nope, I'm a mutant."
X says, "fer fer fuck's sake, dye it a different colour. Punk died 25 years ago. I know, I dug it's grave."
You murr, "I'm punk? I never really was into punk."
X says, "well ya look like one. Canary yellow fur an' all"
You murr, "I'm more of like... alternative... you know, Nirvana and NIN and that happy horseradish."
X says, "Shit, kid, ya could be a catholic quoirboy fer all I care, but ya gotta sort ya colour out."
( Aww, someone needs a hug! )
You (OOC) say, "Let it go, man."
X shrugs "Ya looked like ya needed a friend, so i was bein' friendly."


Friendly? With friends like this, who needs enemas--err, enemies. I may not be into dyeing fur now, but since I met this guy, I'll make sure to experiment with bright colors that hurt the eyes. Next up, atomic orange!

Furries with too much time on their hands...
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Don't you just love 'em... [Mar. 2nd, 2007|09:36 am]
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denare
[Current Location |@home]
[mood |cynical / cranky]
[music |George Benson - Dreamin']

"Dragons are all reptiles"

We are? Gee, I must have forgotten to get the dragon handbook of known attributes when I signed on. Now let me ask you something...
If I should happen to see an anthro (your species of choice here) walking through the local mall in RL land, should I stop and tell him that he shouldn't be?
What's that you're saying? You say that anthro (your species of choice here) does not exist? Interesting.

So ...

Why do you insist dragons have certain attributes when they are creaturs of fiction, too?
Did you happen to forget you are speaking to someone in a fictional world filled with fictional creates that is based completely on the imagination?

If so, maybe you need some help. I'm sure there's a species handbook for your fictional species of choice that you can reference just as quickly as you did with the dragon handbook. Kindly leave mine alone, thank you. I am so tired of hearing it.
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